this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like
my mom legitimately just called me to say “i’m worried about you you’re too sarcastic for normal friends and you’re too nice to be in a street gang”
seeing submissive characters in dominant roles
seeing dominant characters in submissive roles
you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals
how to woo your manservant: Christmas special
"did you pick those flowers yourself?"
"no, of course not"
"yes you did!"
I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.